Full Name: Maestro Buliri MacFizzlmxlplxlmarcoshaemacsaksontire III
Nickname(s)/Title(s): Master Buliri, Tricky Macficky, and Lil’ Mac
Race: Gnome (
He gives a different location each time he’s asked where his birth nation is.)
Age: He offers a different age, month, day, and season whenever he’s asked his age.
Sex: Male… presumably.
Height: 3’ 3’’… most of the time
Weight: About 50lbs… one can assume
Build: He TENDS to be of stockier build, jolly even.
Skin: Sort of a pale walnut color… sometimes.
Eyes: The one feature which remains the same, his eyes are a cool diamond blue.
Hair: White… mostly.
Tattoos, Piercings, Marks, Scars, etc.: No matter what form he chooses to take for the day, Maestro Buliri MacFizzlmxlplxlmarcoshaemacsaksontire III always has a peculiar tattoo patterned on his belly (secretly, it is a Shadow Walk spell which he has reversed, turned upside down, and turned 90 degrees counter clockwise with some of the letters replaced with nonsense as a precaution against someone attempting to use it and rid him of a spell page he may need someday).
Religion: Some days he claims to worship one or all of the gods. Other days he claims to be an aetheist.
Class: Wizard Illusionist
Occupation(s): Grand Illusionist and Master of the Tower of Illusion
Political Affiliation(s): Maestro Buliri MacFizzlmxlplxlmarcoshaemacsaksontire III changes sides as often as some people change their socks.
Education: Maestro Buliri MacFizzlmxlplxlmarcoshaemacsaksontire III received a formal education amongst the gnomes and when he was done with that took on his own brand of studying by tinkering with common spells until he could learn the very miniscule workings of magic itself.
Language(s): Common, gnomish, riddle, joke, and draconic
Special Abilities/Skills: This gnome has taken his time in assuring he has mastered the silent spell, still spell, and eschew material feats. He also possesses a rather unique experience with the plane of shadow and has learned how to navigate properly from there to the material realm, around and back. This makes him able to accurately predict where he’ll show up while moving between realms within a factor of ten feet rather than a hundred.
Hobbies: Maestro Buliri MacFizzlmxlplxlmarcoshaemacsaksontire III enjoys tinkering with spells and finding new, inventive ways to cast them. He has been known to fire rays of frost from his mouth rather than use his finger. This resulted in a brain freeze which lasted a fortnight and is the basis of the barding song “The 14 Days of Winter”.
Serious Problems/Flaws/Addictions/Disorders/Disabilities: While the Maestro shrouds himself in illusion, misdirection, and guile, even he has a hard time keeping track of his own lies and very rarely is able to fall back on one to confirm any particular story. He also has a slight addiction to opium, which he keeps on hand for his long wooden pipe, which he goes nowhere without. Also, a note to the cautious, do NOT judge him based solely on his size. He hates that. A lot.
Current Relationship Status: Depending on his mood or whatever fancy passes through his head, Maestro Buliri MacFizzlmxlplxlmarcoshaemacsaksontire III is apparently either a cloistered old xenophobe, a legendary ladies man, a flaming homosexual, a lover of beasts, all of the above, or none of the above.
Other Biographical Remarks: While much about the Maestro is shrouded in his many extensive embellishments of the truth, there are a handful of things which can be proven beyond the shadow of a doubt and are well known. First is that every scroll written, wand crafted, or rod built by a student which measures up to his standards is collected by Buliri himself. In this way, he has accumulated HUNDREDS of spells he can use at any time he desires, his favorites of which he wears on his person. Second, he likes to change his appearance often, perpetuating the myth that he may in fact be a shape shifter. Finally, the Maestro has no love of Necromancers and finds Evokers to be a “boring and unimaginative lot”.